1 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:07,548 [music playing] 2 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,951 I cannot believe it's almost Halloween. 3 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,119 You know, next to Christmas that was 4 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,121 my favorite when I was a kid. 5 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:15,625 Trick or treating and scary costumes, I loved it. 6 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,294 You like scary movies? 7 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,879 Not in particular, no. 8 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:20,180 Boy, I do. 9 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:22,474 Monsters, werewolves, the scarier, the better. 10 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:26,636 Really like scary stuff, huh? 11 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,787 Like it? 12 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:30,182 Oh, I love it. 13 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,392 You want to see something real scary? 14 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:34,060 Yeah. 15 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:35,812 I'm talking really, really scary. 16 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:36,980 Come on, I said, I love it. 17 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,982 Give me your best shot. 18 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,117 OK. 19 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,582 You ready? 20 00:02:46,658 --> 00:02:47,708 Come on, I'm ready. 21 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,253 Ah! 22 00:02:56,451 --> 00:02:58,460 That's not funny, Jonathan. 23 00:02:58,536 --> 00:03:00,962 I'm sorry, but you said you wanted to see something scary. 24 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:01,847 Oh, that's cute. 25 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:03,340 Cute. 26 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,225 Hey, look, it stopped raining. 27 00:03:05,302 --> 00:03:06,176 Yeah, I know. 28 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,677 This is where I get out. 29 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,721 - What, you got an assignment? - Yeah. 30 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:10,680 Somewhere around here. 31 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:11,681 What kind is it? 32 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,533 I don't know yet. 33 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,977 Why don't you get us a place to stay, and I'll meet you later? 34 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,520 And be careful, will you? 35 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,772 What are you talking about? 36 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:19,689 I don't know. 37 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,566 It's a feeling I got. 38 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,118 Just be careful. 39 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:24,286 Jonathan? 40 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,145 Well, that's about it, Mr. Gordon. 41 00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:00,647 I have statements from three witnesses 42 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:02,065 who all say there wasn't a thing you 43 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,066 could have done to avoid it. 44 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,277 It was clearly the kid's fault. 45 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:06,695 Who cares whose fault it was. 46 00:04:06,771 --> 00:04:07,988 He's just a kid. 47 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:09,406 Yeah. 48 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,907 Anyway, you can go now. 49 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,326 I think I'll stick around until he comes out of surgery. 50 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:16,121 Might need a blood donor or something, I don't know. 51 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,873 Suit yourself. 52 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:20,166 - Excuse me? - Yes? 53 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:21,418 Can you tell me how the little kid's doing 54 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,003 that just went into surgery? 55 00:04:23,079 --> 00:04:25,505 Are you a member of the family? 56 00:04:25,582 --> 00:04:27,173 I'm the guy who hit him. 57 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,259 I see. 58 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,594 I wish I had better news for you. 59 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,096 He's in very critical condition. 60 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,797 We're doing all we can. 61 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,143 Well, if he needs any blood or anything, I'm right here. 62 00:04:38,219 --> 00:04:40,437 He's going to need more than blood. 63 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:44,107 He's going to need a miracle. 64 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:49,288 [suspenseful music playing] 65 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:27,984 Are you Mr. Gordon? 66 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,319 Yeah. 67 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,154 How's he doing, Doc? 68 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,781 Stone. 69 00:05:32,857 --> 00:05:34,123 Jabez Stone. 70 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,293 It's hard to tell at this point. 71 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,620 I've just stepped into the case myself. 72 00:05:38,696 --> 00:05:40,622 What are you a specialist of some kind? 73 00:05:40,698 --> 00:05:42,332 Well, you might say that. 74 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:45,418 I specialize in certain kinds of transplants. 75 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:47,837 Listen, anything that kid needs, anything I have, 76 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,131 you got it. 77 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,674 Anything? 78 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,843 Yeah, I mean if he needs a kidney or anything like that, 79 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,077 I mean, you got it. 80 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,096 Well, that's very generous of you, 81 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,847 Mr. Gordon, but are you quite sure 82 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:01,643 you're willing to make such a sacrifice for a total stranger? 83 00:06:01,719 --> 00:06:04,062 Doc, I swear by all that's holy, I will do anything. 84 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:07,607 I will give anything to make sure that kid comes out OK. 85 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:10,327 Well, that's good to know, Mr. Gordon. 86 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:13,312 I'll take you at your word and do my best. 87 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:17,876 I'll see you later. 88 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,309 Dr. Lannigan, report to emergency. 89 00:06:34,386 --> 00:06:37,396 Dr. Lannigan, report to emergency. 90 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:41,057 Hey, Doc? 91 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,767 Doc? 92 00:06:42,844 --> 00:06:43,785 How's he doing? 93 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,019 Is he going to make it? 94 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:46,530 Yes. 95 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,982 Yes, it's-- it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 96 00:06:49,058 --> 00:06:50,024 That's great. 97 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:51,401 I mean, you guys are fantastic. 98 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,403 I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. 99 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,830 It must have been the specialist. 100 00:06:54,906 --> 00:06:55,905 What specialist? 101 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,824 You know, what's his name, Dr. Stone. 102 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,617 I don't know what you're talking about. 103 00:06:59,694 --> 00:07:02,871 I told you we'd need a miracle, and we got one. 104 00:07:02,947 --> 00:07:04,789 He's going to be fine. 105 00:07:04,866 --> 00:07:06,032 Johnathon. 106 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:06,624 I beg your pardon? 107 00:07:06,701 --> 00:07:08,334 Oh, nothing, nothing, Doc. 108 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:09,428 Thanks again. 109 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:13,640 All right. 110 00:07:19,714 --> 00:07:22,724 All right, gents, it's just the easiest thing in the world. 111 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,236 I put the pea underneath the shell, and you find it. 112 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:29,355 It's so easy a child could do it. 113 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:30,982 That one. 114 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,650 Ah, what I tell you? 115 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:35,487 You beat me fair and square third time in a row. 116 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:38,406 Well, friend, you're too good for me. 117 00:07:38,483 --> 00:07:40,450 Here's your money. 118 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,285 I'll go you one more. 119 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,454 This time for some real money. 120 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,256 Oh, I don't know. 121 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,458 That's quite a bit of money. 122 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:51,419 Hey, you said you'd match any amount. 123 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:53,088 All right. 124 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:56,966 Harold, it's a whole week's pay you just put up there. 125 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,219 I know what I'm doing. 126 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:00,145 Let her rip there, pal. 127 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,454 It's that one. 128 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:12,565 Oh, well, I'm entitled to win one once in a while, too. 129 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:15,235 You know, I knew my luck had to change. 130 00:08:15,311 --> 00:08:17,654 Care to go one more? 131 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,322 I could have swore it was under there. 132 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,532 Told you, Harold. 133 00:08:20,608 --> 00:08:21,991 That was the rent money. 134 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,870 I'll stake you to another chance, as long 135 00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:28,623 as you promise to quit if you win. 136 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,501 Ah, yes, a social reformers heart 137 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:32,961 with the instinct of a gambler. 138 00:08:33,037 --> 00:08:34,120 I like that. 139 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,672 I like you, son. 140 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:39,342 Mister, you win me my money back, 141 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,303 and I'll never play this game again. 142 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,013 OK. 143 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,015 Looks like we go another round, Mr.? 144 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:46,933 Barabbas. 145 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,434 CJ Barabbas. 146 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:49,477 And you are? 147 00:08:49,554 --> 00:08:50,853 Smith. 148 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,146 Jonathan Smith. 149 00:08:52,223 --> 00:08:54,983 Smith, a fine old name. 150 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:59,195 All right, Mr. Smith, let's see the color of your money. 151 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,947 Oh, my, my, my. 152 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:03,533 Well, all right, gents, here we go again. 153 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,493 It's just the easiest thing in the world. 154 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,579 So easy a child could do it. 155 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:11,332 All right, then, where is the little darling? 156 00:09:11,409 --> 00:09:14,052 Pick one, Harold. 157 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,096 Oh, my luck stinks, Mister. 158 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,131 Not any more. 159 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:19,057 Go ahead, pick one. 160 00:09:28,676 --> 00:09:31,111 Well, I'm sorry, son-- 161 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:32,862 I did it. 162 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,230 Like you said, everyone's entitled 163 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,941 to win once in a while. 164 00:09:37,018 --> 00:09:38,735 I don't know how to thank you, Mister. 165 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,320 All right, make sure you keep that promise. 166 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:41,779 No more gambling. 167 00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:43,489 Hey, don't worry, I won't. 168 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:44,574 I won't. 169 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,619 Let's get out here, Steve. 170 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,829 Lucky guy. 171 00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:55,135 Of course, he could have pick this one or this one. 172 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,726 Just who are you, Pilgrim? 173 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:05,720 Like I said, Jonathan Smith. 174 00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:07,722 Well, Jonathan, you're good. 175 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,766 You're real good. 176 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,643 Thank you very much. 177 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:12,685 I like you, son. 178 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:14,729 I mean, I like you. 179 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:17,065 Now, I haven't seen you in here before, have I? 180 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:18,333 No. 181 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,151 I came here looking for you. 182 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,569 To help you if I can. 183 00:10:21,646 --> 00:10:23,571 Oh, a partner, huh? 184 00:10:23,648 --> 00:10:26,699 No, not a partner, just a friend. 185 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:29,285 I was sent to tell you you're getting a second chance. 186 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,587 Second chance? 187 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,579 For what? 188 00:10:31,656 --> 00:10:34,540 To change your ways. 189 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:38,053 There's a lot of good in you, CJ Barabbas. 190 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:40,880 Use it. 191 00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:43,174 Hey? 192 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,134 Who are you? 193 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,896 A friend of a friend. 194 00:11:20,872 --> 00:11:22,004 Good evening, Mr. Gordon. 195 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:22,972 What? 196 00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:32,765 Dr. Stone, what are you doing here? 197 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,851 How'd you know where I live? 198 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,695 I'm not a doctor. 199 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,574 Perhaps, this will explain. 200 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,862 My soul? 201 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,530 What is this, some kind of joke? 202 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,866 It is certainly no joke. 203 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:55,496 You swore to me, Mr. Gordon, by all that's holy-- 204 00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:56,956 those were your exact words-- that you 205 00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,376 would do anything, anything, you said, 206 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,462 if the child would recover. 207 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:05,131 Anything at all. 208 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,716 Well, I kept my part of the bargain. 209 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,601 The child recovered. 210 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:11,512 Now if you'll be kind enough to sign this note, 211 00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:12,555 you will have kept yours. 212 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,514 Wait, wait, wait. 213 00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:15,466 Let me get this straight. 214 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:17,810 You want me to sign something that says on the twelfth stroke 215 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:20,021 of midnight on All Hallows' Eve you can come 216 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,481 and take possession of my soul? 217 00:12:21,557 --> 00:12:22,398 No, no. 218 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,983 Not me. 219 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,485 My boss. 220 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:28,362 Your boss being the tall guy with the horns and the tail? 221 00:12:28,439 --> 00:12:32,700 The tail, no, that's a rumor. 222 00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,911 OK, wacko, out you go. 223 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,747 Then you're reneging on your part of the bargain? 224 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,166 I said out. 225 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,794 Very well, then I shall renege on my part as well. 226 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:45,505 I suggest you telephone the hospital to see how 227 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:48,216 the little chap is doing now. 228 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,135 I said out. 229 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:54,388 When you decide to sign, you can find me at this address. 230 00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:56,390 Get out of here. 231 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,750 Very well. 232 00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:00,394 I wouldn't wait too long to make that call. 233 00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:04,357 The poor little chap is fading quite rapidly. 234 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,858 Good evening, Mr. Gordon. 235 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,828 I trust I shall see you again. 236 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:10,613 You're going to see my foot right in your keister 237 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,147 if you don't get out of this building. 238 00:13:14,318 --> 00:13:17,295 I can't believe they let people like this walk the streets. 239 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,420 Hello. I'm Mark Gordon. 240 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,314 I wonder if you could tell me how Bobby Crawford's doing? 241 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,312 Just now? 242 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,239 How bad? 243 00:13:48,686 --> 00:13:49,702 Thanks. 244 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:19,983 [door creaking] 245 00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:30,910 [eerie music] 246 00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:34,330 [door closes] 247 00:14:58,089 --> 00:15:02,058 Ah, Mr. Gordon, what a pleasant surprise. 248 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,727 Well, actually, not a surprise. 249 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,811 I was-- 250 00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,438 He's dying. 251 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,731 Who? 252 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:12,276 Oh, the little boy. 253 00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:14,946 Indeed, he is. 254 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:18,115 And you're telling the truth, you do work for-- 255 00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:19,083 Hm-hmm. 256 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,829 But if I sign, the boy will be all right? 257 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:25,915 Hm-hmm. 258 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,300 You swear to God? 259 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,421 I'd rather not. 260 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,433 After you sign, you can phone the hospital. 261 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:42,515 All right. 262 00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,850 I'll sign. 263 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:48,813 I rather imagined you would. 264 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:49,948 Come with me. 265 00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:09,875 I mean, this guy was for real, Jonathan. 266 00:16:09,952 --> 00:16:11,393 I mean, he had a cat there. 267 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,546 This cat's name was Beezlebob, something like that. 268 00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:14,463 Beelzebub. 269 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,598 Yeah. 270 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,308 Anyway, you know who that cat used to be? 271 00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:21,512 It used to be his superior until he fouled up, then do do do do. 272 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:25,016 And you know who changed him into a cat? 273 00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,600 Mark, how could you sign that paper? 274 00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:29,145 Jonathan, I didn't have any choice. 275 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,022 The boy was dying. 276 00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:32,648 The minute I signed the paper, he started getting better. 277 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,774 The boy is fine now. 278 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,860 That's all that matters. 279 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:37,912 I played it cool, too. 280 00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:40,614 I didn't let on to this Stone character that I was connected. 281 00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:42,158 What does that mean? 282 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,242 That means you, Jonathan. 283 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,185 I mean, you're an angel. 284 00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:45,119 You've got powers. 285 00:16:45,196 --> 00:16:46,929 You'll get me out of this. 286 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,330 Mark, look, I'm sorry, if one of us runs into one of them, 287 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,916 neither one of us has any powers against the other. 288 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,501 It's sort of an arrangement. 289 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,794 What do you-- 290 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,212 Jonathan, don't say that. 291 00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:57,965 That guy is coming here tomorrow night with his boss 292 00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,892 at the twelfth stroke of midnight. 293 00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,251 They're going to unseal that document, 294 00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:02,662 and they're going to take my soul. 295 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,055 You know where they're going to take it. 296 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:05,848 I know. 297 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,066 I know. 298 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,059 Don't worry, I'll think of something. 299 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,393 Don't worry? 300 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,661 I mean, that's easy for you to say. 301 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,521 Your ticket's already stamped for up there. 302 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,565 That guy has a contract, Jonathan, 303 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:18,277 that I signed that says I got a one-way ticket South. 304 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:19,870 Jonathan, I hate the heat. 305 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:20,863 I can't even take it when the air conditioner 306 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,156 breaks down in the car. 307 00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:22,956 I'm not going to let it happen. 308 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:24,292 I swear to you. 309 00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,127 You just said you haven't got any powers on this one. 310 00:17:26,204 --> 00:17:29,413 I know what I said. 311 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,758 But there just might be someone who could help us. 312 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,633 Now, now, now, let me see if I got all this. 313 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:45,054 Your fuzzy friend here sold his soul to the devil 314 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,807 in order to save some kid. 315 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:50,184 Not so loud, huh? 316 00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:53,687 And you two want me to help you con the devil 317 00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:55,856 in order to get back this contract, 318 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:58,734 and you, you're an angel? 319 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,152 Right. 320 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,197 You mean, full tilt angel, the halo, the wings, 321 00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:04,532 the whole magilla? 322 00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:06,450 Yeah, actually, I don't have my wings yet. 323 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:09,912 I'm sort of on probation right now. 324 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,705 Me too. 325 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:13,800 Well, gents, I've heard some good ones, 326 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,209 but this one tops them all. 327 00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:17,011 Hey, we're telling you the truth. 328 00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:19,130 Well, if you believe that, furball, then 329 00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,298 you got more birds sitting in your antenna 330 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,134 than anyone I've ever met. 331 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,718 I'll see you boys around. 332 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:29,056 Look, what do we have to do to convince you? 333 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:32,059 Make me fly, Angel. 334 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:33,236 I'd love it. 335 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,081 No. 336 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,216 No. 337 00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:00,921 OK, let's say I help you out? 338 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,007 What's in it for me? 339 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,650 What do you mean? 340 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,677 I mean, I do you a favor, you do me a favor. 341 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,305 I pull your friend's ashes out of the fire here-- 342 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,098 Couldn't you put that another way? 343 00:19:11,175 --> 00:19:13,893 Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. 344 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,769 But you catch my meaning. 345 00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:18,147 I do you a favor, you do me a favor. 346 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,108 You get me in upstairs, right? 347 00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:22,693 I'm sorry, CJ, it doesn't work that way. 348 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,279 Your salvation is between you and the boss. 349 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,214 There are no deals. 350 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,701 Well, hey, there aren't any deals, there aren't any deals. 351 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:31,893 So I pass. 352 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:37,249 Come on, where's your pride? 353 00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,792 My what? 354 00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:40,127 Your pride. 355 00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:42,922 I thought you were a great con man. 356 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,432 You thought? 357 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:48,052 You thought, young man? 358 00:19:48,128 --> 00:19:51,189 CJ Barabbas is a legend among con men. 359 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:52,306 Yeah, well, up till now, you've 360 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:53,832 been a legend in your own mind. 361 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:56,936 I'm giving you a chance to really be a legend. 362 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,979 What do you mean? 363 00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:01,398 I mean, the ultimate con. 364 00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:04,318 The Super Bowl of all cons. 365 00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:06,829 CJ, I'm giving you a chance to con the devil. 366 00:20:09,566 --> 00:20:10,666 You'd go down in history. 367 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:19,508 Yeah, to beat the devil. 368 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,429 What do you say? 369 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:32,230 Gentlemen, you got yourselves a deal. 370 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:48,070 Excuse me? 371 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,698 You are excused. 372 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,500 I'm Professor Rudolph Hinkeldorf 373 00:20:52,576 --> 00:20:55,494 and this is my brother Henry. 374 00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,746 Charmed, I'm sure. 375 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,208 How may I be of service to you gentlemen? 376 00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:03,252 We have a very old book. 377 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,838 It's been in our family for almost 200 years. 378 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:08,632 Yes, and now we've fallen on hard times, 379 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,417 and we're forced to sell it. 380 00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:14,972 It is our understanding that you do sell books on consignment? 381 00:21:15,049 --> 00:21:16,423 That is correct. 382 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:17,817 Well, that's what we wish to do then. 383 00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:20,978 We wish to place this book here on consignment. 384 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:25,065 Say, it's awfully warm in here, isn't it? 385 00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:26,317 Yes, I keep it that way. 386 00:21:26,393 --> 00:21:30,070 It reminds me of home. 387 00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:31,580 Ah. 388 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,617 Where were you born, in a steam bath? 389 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,580 A droll sense of humor. 390 00:21:39,656 --> 00:21:41,248 May I see the book, please? 391 00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:42,683 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 392 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,294 It's right here in this briefcase. 393 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,837 What kind of book is it? 394 00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:50,391 It's a very old, rare copy of the "Holy Bible." 395 00:21:53,253 --> 00:21:56,055 Oh, is there something wrong? 396 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:59,025 It's a splinter in my finger. 397 00:22:02,971 --> 00:22:06,440 Now, if you gentlemen will sign the standard agreement. 398 00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:08,108 Oh, not so fast, Mr. Stone. 399 00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:11,737 Look, before we leave this very valuable book here, 400 00:22:11,814 --> 00:22:13,322 we have to make certain it's safe, 401 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:18,577 that you have the proper security precautions. 402 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,373 Professor, let me assure you on that count, 403 00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:25,918 you have nothing to worry about. 404 00:22:25,994 --> 00:22:26,802 Follow me. 405 00:22:40,884 --> 00:22:43,602 As you can see, these are the safe deposit 406 00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:46,105 boxes where our rare books and documents are kept. 407 00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:49,858 In the unlikely event that the vault is broken into, 408 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,027 the doors of the store lock automatically 409 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,405 and the police are summoned by a silent alarm. 410 00:22:54,481 --> 00:23:00,160 Gentlemen, we are impregnable. 411 00:23:00,237 --> 00:23:02,329 Sounds safe to me, Henry. 412 00:23:02,406 --> 00:23:06,208 I don't know, Brother, I think we should think on it. 413 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,584 I understand. 414 00:23:07,661 --> 00:23:09,002 We'll be in touch. 415 00:23:09,079 --> 00:23:10,721 My pleasure, gentlemen. 416 00:23:16,378 --> 00:23:19,847 It must be static electricity. 417 00:23:19,923 --> 00:23:23,016 Yes, I suppose. 418 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:24,402 Good day, Mr. Stone. 419 00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:35,487 Are you sure there isn't a little devil in you, my friend? 420 00:23:35,564 --> 00:23:37,281 You were very good back there. 421 00:23:37,357 --> 00:23:39,658 CJ, I just don't see how this thing is going to work. 422 00:23:39,735 --> 00:23:41,301 I mean, the man is shrewd. 423 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:42,536 How are you going to con him out of that contract? 424 00:23:42,613 --> 00:23:44,163 I'm not. 425 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,674 We're going to steal it, or more correctly, 426 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,917 you're going to steal it. 427 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:49,626 He's an angel. 428 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:51,044 He can't steal. 429 00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:55,132 Oh, well, if he can't, I'd get used to shoveling 430 00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:56,842 coal, if I were you. 431 00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:59,303 Look, CJ, I'm not a safecracker. 432 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,555 Well, you don't have to be. 433 00:24:01,632 --> 00:24:05,476 Oh, this is going to be so elegant. 434 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,152 We're going to need some help, but that's OK, 435 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:09,062 because I got some friends that owe me a favor or two, 436 00:24:09,139 --> 00:24:12,366 and they'll work out fine as the attendants and the lineman. 437 00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:13,525 What attendants? 438 00:24:13,602 --> 00:24:14,818 What are you talking about? 439 00:24:14,895 --> 00:24:16,704 All in good time, Pilgrim. 440 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,906 All in good time. 441 00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:23,535 Mark, can you describe that document and the seal to me? 442 00:24:23,612 --> 00:24:25,204 I mean, precisely. - Are you kidding? 443 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,246 I'll never forget it. 444 00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:27,581 Because that's the first step. 445 00:24:27,658 --> 00:24:29,917 Now I have this other friend, a forger, 446 00:24:29,993 --> 00:24:32,961 and he'll make up a duplicate of the document you signed. 447 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,296 Why? 448 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,465 Because it's elegant, that's why. 449 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,509 The elegant con is the one where the sucker 450 00:24:38,585 --> 00:24:40,511 never knows he's been taken. 451 00:24:40,587 --> 00:24:43,847 Now, you, dear brother Henry, will agree to place your Bible 452 00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:47,643 inside the safety deposit box, but once inside the vault, 453 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,312 much to my horror, you will suffer a heart attack. 454 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:53,023 Ambulance attendants will be called, my friends, of course, 455 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,742 and once alone in the vault, they'll 456 00:24:54,818 --> 00:24:57,861 pop open the safety deposit box, pull out the real contract, 457 00:24:57,938 --> 00:25:00,280 and replace it with the phony, so if Stone does check, 458 00:25:00,357 --> 00:25:01,907 he won't find the thing missing. 459 00:25:01,984 --> 00:25:05,202 It's simple, to the point, and elegant. 460 00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,913 What do you think? 461 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:10,332 I think it's still stealing. 462 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,760 Oh, well, it's either that or you buy your friend 463 00:25:12,836 --> 00:25:14,762 here some asbestos underwear. 464 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,310 I suppose you're right then. 465 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:24,680 Well, my dears, I've got places to go, people to meet, 466 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:27,683 arrangements to be made. 467 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,060 I'm going to miss being a crook when I go straight. 468 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,354 Isn't this fun? 469 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,690 Yeah, peachy. 470 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,316 Jonathan, I've been thinking, maybe this isn't 471 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,652 such a good idea after all. 472 00:25:38,729 --> 00:25:40,445 Have you got something else in mind? 473 00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:42,322 Jonathan, it is stealing. 474 00:25:42,399 --> 00:25:43,282 You're an angel. 475 00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:44,591 You can't steal. 476 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,536 You said yourself you're on probation. 477 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,171 And if I don't, what happens to you? 478 00:25:51,742 --> 00:25:52,800 Steal it. 479 00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:06,221 Professor Hinkeldorf, have you made a decision? 480 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,558 Oh, I sure have, and you can forget about the Hinkeldorf. 481 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,352 The name is CJ Barabbas. 482 00:26:12,429 --> 00:26:18,066 I know who you are, Stone, and I know who you work for. 483 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,985 Do you indeed? 484 00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:23,363 Yes, and I know that you hold a promissory note for the soul 485 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,124 of one Mark Gordon. 486 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:32,006 You are well informed. 487 00:26:32,082 --> 00:26:36,302 If the other side won't make a deal, I figure you guys will. 488 00:26:36,378 --> 00:26:38,378 I'm not sure I understand you. 489 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:41,757 Well, I want a guarantee that I get a cushy spot 490 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,967 down there, like you got. 491 00:26:44,044 --> 00:26:49,890 Well, yes, we are always open to propositions. 492 00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,875 What do you have to offer? 493 00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:53,769 Oh, something that will be worth a lot more to your boss 494 00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:55,187 than the soul of Mark Gordon. 495 00:26:55,263 --> 00:26:57,314 And what is that? 496 00:26:57,391 --> 00:26:59,691 The soul of Jonathan Smith. 497 00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:01,050 Jonathan Smith? 498 00:27:01,128 --> 00:27:05,122 Yes, yes, the soul of an angel. 499 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,755 I'll be right back. 500 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,653 Look, the way I figure it, there was just no way I was 501 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:45,862 going to get to go to heaven. 502 00:27:45,939 --> 00:27:48,407 I mean, there was just no way, so I 503 00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:53,128 figure I'd do you guys a little favor, maybe you can do me one. 504 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,538 Such as? 505 00:27:54,615 --> 00:27:58,250 Well, a softer gig, if you catch my meaning. 506 00:27:58,326 --> 00:28:02,462 Maybe some place that isn't quite so hot. 507 00:28:02,539 --> 00:28:07,008 Maybe a nice office job with air conditioning. 508 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:08,927 I mean, from what I hear, your boss can 509 00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:10,512 play rough when he wants to. 510 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,222 He certainly can. 511 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:15,016 Isn't that right, Beelzebub? 512 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:19,438 Used to be my superior until he fouled up once too often. 513 00:28:19,514 --> 00:28:21,440 Right. 514 00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:25,068 Well, what I had in mind was I know this cop, see. 515 00:28:25,145 --> 00:28:26,653 Well, I just don't know him. 516 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:28,822 I mean, I'm his stooly on occasion. 517 00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:31,616 Oh, you are despicable. 518 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,660 Yeah, I know. 519 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:37,456 Well, so anyway, what I'll do is I'll bring him down here, 520 00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:39,332 and I'll tip him into the whole thing. 521 00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:43,879 He sets a trap, and bingo, the cops catch an angel red handed 522 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:45,589 in a robbery in progress. 523 00:28:45,665 --> 00:28:46,557 It's grand larceny. 524 00:28:49,044 --> 00:28:51,887 Absolutely sets my blood pulsing. 525 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,480 Hey, you think the big guy upstairs is 526 00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:55,557 going to come to the rescue of an angel who's 527 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:56,775 committed a crime? 528 00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:58,477 Of course not. 529 00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:01,897 He's so square. 530 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:04,649 And the angel's soul? 531 00:29:04,726 --> 00:29:06,693 I'm coming to that. 532 00:29:06,770 --> 00:29:08,820 This guy Gordon is his best friend. 533 00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:10,456 Well, with the big guy out of the picture, 534 00:29:10,532 --> 00:29:12,783 you give Smith a chance to save his buddy. 535 00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,836 His soul for Gordon's. 536 00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:17,996 Pretty good, huh? 537 00:29:18,073 --> 00:29:19,664 It's not good at all. 538 00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:21,633 It's absolutely wicked. 539 00:29:24,671 --> 00:29:28,182 CJ, you have a future with us. 540 00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:45,023 I'm Lieutenant Yablonsky, 23rd Precinct. 541 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:45,982 Mr. Stone? 542 00:29:46,059 --> 00:29:48,360 It's a pleasure, I'm sure. 543 00:29:48,436 --> 00:29:50,362 Mr. Stone, I want to thank you. 544 00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,864 We really appreciate your cooperation in this matter. 545 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:56,701 Anything I can do to help the cause of law and order. 546 00:29:56,778 --> 00:29:57,953 Right. 547 00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:01,289 Now, we have to let this Smith character 548 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,250 actually commit the robbery. 549 00:30:03,326 --> 00:30:05,335 We want to catch him with the goods on him 550 00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:07,879 so that we can be sure of a conviction. 551 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,364 I understand. 552 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,509 Now, I'll be right here pretending to be a customer. 553 00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,886 We'll have another plainclothesmen in the store 554 00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:18,223 as well, so you'll be fully protected. 555 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:19,900 What stinks in here? 556 00:30:19,977 --> 00:30:22,811 It smells like sulfur. 557 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,739 It's my aftershave. 558 00:30:25,816 --> 00:30:27,165 Yeah, sure. 559 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:30,610 Anyway, we'll have two unmarked units 560 00:30:30,687 --> 00:30:34,614 outside and some black and white backup units around the corner. 561 00:30:34,691 --> 00:30:38,243 So there'll be no danger to you, and just in case 562 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,703 the Smith guy is armed-- 563 00:30:39,779 --> 00:30:42,247 Oh, he won't be armed. 564 00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:44,082 Hey, you never can tell. 565 00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:45,792 Trust me, Lieutenant. 566 00:30:45,869 --> 00:30:47,469 For a crook, this guy's an angel. 567 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,640 Jonathan, I'm worried about this. 568 00:31:00,717 --> 00:31:01,808 It really is stealing. 569 00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:03,351 I know what it is. 570 00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:04,869 I can't let them take you. 571 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,938 Well, what do you think the boss is going to say? 572 00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:08,940 Everything is all set, Pilgrims. 573 00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:09,941 How we doing? 574 00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:11,109 - I'm ready. - CJ, forget it. 575 00:31:11,186 --> 00:31:12,652 It's off. - No, it isn't. 576 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:13,778 It's on. 577 00:31:13,855 --> 00:31:15,956 Hey, Mark, we made a deal. 578 00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:18,575 I mean, a deal's a deal, right? 579 00:31:18,652 --> 00:31:20,952 I mean, an angel can't go back on his word. 580 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:23,872 It wouldn't be right, right? 581 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,373 He's right. 582 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,300 Let's go. 583 00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:40,680 Unit one, Yablonsky. 584 00:31:40,757 --> 00:31:42,140 Yablonsky, here. 585 00:31:42,217 --> 00:31:43,442 Unit one in position, Lieutenant. 586 00:31:43,518 --> 00:31:46,102 Telephone repair truck just pulled around back. 587 00:31:46,179 --> 00:31:47,562 He's one of the gang. 588 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:50,649 You keep him under surveillance, but don't make a move. 589 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:53,735 My, you certainly are authoritative, aren't you? 590 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:54,661 You got it. 591 00:32:13,707 --> 00:32:15,474 I can't let him do this, I can't. 592 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:26,777 Here they come. 593 00:32:34,602 --> 00:32:38,780 Ah, gentlemen, have you made your decision? 594 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,048 Yes, we have. 595 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,199 We decided to go ahead and trust you. 596 00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:43,618 A wise choice, I'm sure. 597 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,244 Oh, no doubt. 598 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,287 I've convinced my brother that you are 599 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:50,166 a man who can keep his word. 600 00:32:50,243 --> 00:32:52,168 You won't be disappointed. 601 00:32:52,245 --> 00:32:53,553 Follow me, gentlemen. 602 00:33:13,141 --> 00:33:14,074 What's that guy doing here? 603 00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,275 He'll blow the whole setup. 604 00:33:15,351 --> 00:33:16,451 Let's grab him. 605 00:33:20,815 --> 00:33:21,623 Freeze. 606 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,663 I'll open the box. 607 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,589 Thank you. 608 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:35,045 Here you are. 609 00:33:35,121 --> 00:33:36,254 I beg your pardon? 610 00:33:36,331 --> 00:33:39,424 It's a sinus problem I have. 611 00:33:39,501 --> 00:33:40,925 Oh. 612 00:33:41,002 --> 00:33:41,852 Henry? 613 00:33:41,928 --> 00:33:42,761 Oh. 614 00:33:42,837 --> 00:33:43,762 Henry, what's wrong? 615 00:33:43,838 --> 00:33:44,637 My heart. 616 00:33:44,714 --> 00:33:45,663 My heart. 617 00:33:45,741 --> 00:33:46,656 Quick, call an ambulance. 618 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,016 I'll start CPR on my brother. 619 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,651 Yes, of course. 620 00:33:53,348 --> 00:33:55,148 That was very good. 621 00:33:55,225 --> 00:33:57,150 I just hope He likes it. 622 00:33:57,227 --> 00:34:01,288 [phone ringing] 623 00:34:04,692 --> 00:34:05,784 Emergency. 624 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:08,420 Cherokee Bookstore near the corner. 625 00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:09,704 He's had a heart attack. 626 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,264 Please hurry. 627 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:14,468 Don't worry, sir, we'll have a unit dispatched at once. 628 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,899 Thank hell you're here. 629 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:39,142 Where is he? 630 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:40,827 In the back, in the vault downstairs. 631 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,373 OK, Voytlander, bust the lineman. 632 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,085 So far, so good. 633 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:59,170 Jonathan, are you all right? 634 00:34:59,247 --> 00:35:01,506 I'm just praying. 635 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,766 All right, let's do it. 636 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:17,622 How is he? 637 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:18,615 I don't think he's going to make it. 638 00:35:23,104 --> 00:35:25,664 That's it, unit four, close in. 639 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:30,043 [sirens] 640 00:35:32,071 --> 00:35:33,371 Freeze. 641 00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,549 Put your hands on your head. 642 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:44,883 OK, Smith, get up nice and slow. 643 00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:45,809 Game's over. 644 00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,439 You lying creep. 645 00:35:59,515 --> 00:36:01,608 Hey, is he in on this, too? 646 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,317 No, no. 647 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:03,943 You can let him go. 648 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:07,113 There are other things in store for him tonight. 649 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:09,240 He's just a dupe. 650 00:36:09,317 --> 00:36:11,001 OK, let's get out of here. 651 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:15,955 Here it is. 652 00:36:16,032 --> 00:36:17,065 You're under arrest. 653 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:17,924 Cuff him. 654 00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,423 So this is what all the fuss is about? 655 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,258 I'll take that, if you don't mind, Lieutenant. 656 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:28,243 I'm afraid not. 657 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,853 It's evidence. 658 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:31,730 I beg your pardon? 659 00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:32,613 That's mine. 660 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,140 He tried to steal it. 661 00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:35,850 I know that, but it's evidence. 662 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,560 You'll get it back after the trial. 663 00:36:37,637 --> 00:36:39,103 But you don't understand. 664 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,522 I need that document tonight. 665 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:45,401 Like I said, Mr. Stone, it's evidence. 666 00:36:45,478 --> 00:36:52,617 Lieutenant, may I speak with you inside? 667 00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:56,287 It's very important. 668 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,623 All right, but just for a second. 669 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,801 I've got a lot of paperwork to do on these guys tonight. 670 00:37:19,854 --> 00:37:24,148 Now, Lieutenant, this is a fake document. 671 00:37:24,225 --> 00:37:28,111 Why don't you take this one and leave the real one with me? 672 00:37:28,187 --> 00:37:30,029 I'm afraid that's impossible. 673 00:37:30,106 --> 00:37:31,464 But you don't understand. 674 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,617 I need that document for a transaction tonight. 675 00:37:34,694 --> 00:37:36,661 You can use the false one for evidence. 676 00:37:36,738 --> 00:37:40,048 Nobody will know, except you and me. 677 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:49,599 It's worth a great deal to me, Lieutenant, a very great deal. 678 00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:56,973 I don't know. 679 00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:58,683 Well, it's Halloween. 680 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,145 Buy the kids something special for trick or treat. 681 00:38:02,221 --> 00:38:04,355 I really shouldn't. 682 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:10,194 I could lose my job, and Christmas is coming. 683 00:38:10,271 --> 00:38:12,655 Christ-- mas. 684 00:38:12,732 --> 00:38:13,681 Something wrong? 685 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:15,533 It's a speech impediment. 686 00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:21,039 I have a sibilant S. Well, Lieutenant, why quibble? 687 00:38:21,115 --> 00:38:24,334 Here, take this and stuff it up your stocking. 688 00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:29,139 Lieutenant, if I don't get that document, I'll lose my job. 689 00:38:29,215 --> 00:38:34,677 Believe me, my employer can be more severe than yours. 690 00:38:34,754 --> 00:38:40,391 Well, like you said, it's rightfully yours. 691 00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,568 OK. 692 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:54,155 You'll have to come down for a statement, too, CJ. 693 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,948 All right, boys, let's go. 694 00:38:56,025 --> 00:39:00,661 Oh, Mr. Gordon, take my advice. 695 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:02,955 Don't run, it's a waste of time. 696 00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:05,083 And remember, at the stroke of midnight, 697 00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:09,170 we have an appointment with my employer. 698 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:16,344 Of course, you can run, but as they say, you can't hide. 699 00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:19,472 Happy Halloween, big fella. 700 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:24,652 [dramatic music] 701 00:39:54,801 --> 00:39:55,850 Ah! 702 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,973 What's the matter, Mister? 703 00:40:02,049 --> 00:40:04,475 It's trick or treat. 704 00:40:04,552 --> 00:40:07,979 Oh, yeah. 705 00:40:08,055 --> 00:40:09,322 I'll owe you. 706 00:40:47,094 --> 00:40:49,145 Oh, Master. 707 00:40:49,222 --> 00:40:54,025 My master, how good to see you again. 708 00:40:54,101 --> 00:40:57,495 Did you have a nice trip? 709 00:40:57,572 --> 00:40:59,113 Have you got it? 710 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,032 Have I got it? 711 00:41:01,108 --> 00:41:02,433 Have I got it? 712 00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:05,536 Oh, Master, have I ever let you down? 713 00:41:05,613 --> 00:41:09,040 Well, the question, is it hot in Hades? 714 00:41:09,116 --> 00:41:13,085 Of course, I have it here. 715 00:41:13,162 --> 00:41:16,797 Very good, Stone. 716 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:21,219 All this and an angel. 717 00:41:21,295 --> 00:41:23,480 You'll get your horns for this. 718 00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,726 My horns? 719 00:41:28,803 --> 00:41:30,895 Come. 720 00:41:30,972 --> 00:41:34,649 It's almost time. 721 00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:36,484 Get me a cab. 722 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:38,569 A cab, Master? 723 00:41:38,646 --> 00:41:45,785 Yes, I like to look at the scene on Halloween. 724 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:50,381 After all, it is my night to howl. 725 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:56,796 You're night to howl. 726 00:41:56,872 --> 00:41:59,757 What a card. 727 00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:03,761 What a sense of humor. 728 00:42:03,838 --> 00:42:06,597 Just get the cab. 729 00:42:06,674 --> 00:42:08,024 Yes, of course, Master. 730 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:15,606 That's quite a costume you got there, Mister. 731 00:42:15,683 --> 00:42:18,150 It is, isn't it? 732 00:42:18,227 --> 00:42:21,612 Yeah, I'm a sucker for tradition. 733 00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:24,040 Hey, there's a no smoking sign back there. 734 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,169 We are not smoking. 735 00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,748 What is that? 736 00:42:32,825 --> 00:42:34,842 It smells like smoke. 737 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,519 It's my cologne. 738 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:40,965 Oh, what do you call that stuff anyway? 739 00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:42,466 Brimstone. 740 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,218 Brimstone. 741 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:47,805 That Calvin Klein, what a guy. 742 00:42:47,882 --> 00:42:51,818 [giggling] 743 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:05,665 [cabbie coughing] 744 00:43:09,737 --> 00:43:10,845 Never mind. 745 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:11,921 Never mind the fair. 746 00:43:11,998 --> 00:43:13,131 Just let me get out of here. 747 00:43:20,915 --> 00:43:22,432 [knocking] 748 00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:38,656 Trick or treat. 749 00:43:46,607 --> 00:43:50,409 Not a very homey looking place. 750 00:43:50,486 --> 00:43:53,162 It would appear you travel light, Mr. Gordon. 751 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,331 All the better. 752 00:43:55,408 --> 00:43:58,250 I assume you know why I'm here. 753 00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:00,544 We both know why you're here. 754 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:05,316 Ah, Mr. Smith, what a pleasure. 755 00:44:08,754 --> 00:44:10,855 Sorry, I just can't say the same. 756 00:44:10,932 --> 00:44:12,690 Really? 757 00:44:12,767 --> 00:44:16,060 We have a few seconds before midnight. 758 00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:21,357 Still enough time to bargain. 759 00:44:21,434 --> 00:44:23,109 What does that mean? 760 00:44:23,185 --> 00:44:27,071 You've lived your life and for what? 761 00:44:27,148 --> 00:44:31,075 In your hour of need, He let you down. 762 00:44:31,152 --> 00:44:32,910 No, He didn't let me down. 763 00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,712 We let ourselves down. 764 00:44:34,789 --> 00:44:35,872 How angelic. 765 00:44:38,451 --> 00:44:43,546 Your soul for your friend's here. 766 00:44:43,622 --> 00:44:45,598 Just sign under his name. 767 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:50,803 Jonathan, don't listen to him. 768 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,929 Don't do it. 769 00:44:52,006 --> 00:44:53,981 Quiet, you. 770 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,516 Jonathan, you're on probation. 771 00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:56,934 You've been at it for a long time. 772 00:44:57,011 --> 00:44:58,636 I mean, don't blow it now. 773 00:44:58,712 --> 00:45:02,398 Only a few seconds left, Smith, to make up your mind. 774 00:45:02,475 --> 00:45:05,943 Your friend here, your best friend, I'm going 775 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:09,155 to make it miserable for him. 776 00:45:09,231 --> 00:45:16,746 For you, we could get you a nice position in public relations. 777 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:20,291 Just a few more ticks. 778 00:45:20,367 --> 00:45:21,658 Jonathan, don't do it. 779 00:45:21,736 --> 00:45:23,294 - I can't let them take you. - You have to. 780 00:45:23,370 --> 00:45:24,403 I can't. 781 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,963 It's my fault you're into this. 782 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,473 [clock chiming] 783 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:29,367 All right, you made a deal. 784 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,593 I'll sign. 785 00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:31,519 Splendid. 786 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:36,524 Read it to him, Stone. 787 00:45:45,059 --> 00:45:48,277 I said, read it to him. 788 00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:52,615 I don't understand. 789 00:45:52,691 --> 00:45:56,043 What does the contract say? 790 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,703 Read it. 791 00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:58,771 Trick or treat. 792 00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:03,125 Trick or treat? 793 00:46:03,202 --> 00:46:06,504 Ah, excuse me. 794 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:09,381 Did I hear trick or treat? 795 00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:11,884 I don't understand. 796 00:46:11,961 --> 00:46:13,594 He stole the contract. 797 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:16,847 He and his men were in the vault and stole it. 798 00:46:16,924 --> 00:46:18,583 I beg your pardon. 799 00:46:18,659 --> 00:46:21,769 While Mr. Smith was praying, he thought we stole it, 800 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:23,938 but my guys are going straight now. 801 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,397 They wouldn't steal. 802 00:46:25,474 --> 00:46:29,693 You, Mr. Stone, gave us the real contract. 803 00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:34,365 Well, he didn't actually give it to us. 804 00:46:34,441 --> 00:46:37,117 Sweetest con I ever worked. 805 00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:39,045 That's right, Mr. Stone. 806 00:46:39,121 --> 00:46:40,838 I gave you the fake. 807 00:46:40,915 --> 00:46:44,250 You paid me to take the real contract. 808 00:46:44,326 --> 00:46:47,211 You paid him to take it? 809 00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:48,304 I didn't know. 810 00:46:51,592 --> 00:46:52,683 Here's the real one. 811 00:46:55,605 --> 00:47:01,392 You know, it's like they say, you can't cheat an honest man. 812 00:47:01,468 --> 00:47:04,353 And since you don't have a contract, 813 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:06,355 you don't have a deal. 814 00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:07,273 Give it to me. 815 00:47:07,349 --> 00:47:08,407 It's mine. 816 00:47:13,814 --> 00:47:19,076 This will not be the last time our paths cross, Mr. Smith. 817 00:47:19,153 --> 00:47:21,996 I promise you. 818 00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,582 Master, I'll make it up to you, I swear. 819 00:47:24,658 --> 00:47:25,967 Shall I call you a cab? 820 00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:30,963 We did it. 821 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,473 We beat the devil. 822 00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:41,807 Master, please, I'll make it up to you. 823 00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:43,275 I promise. 824 00:47:43,352 --> 00:47:45,060 I'll do anything, anything at all. 825 00:47:45,137 --> 00:47:46,937 I'll make it up to you. 826 00:47:47,014 --> 00:47:49,106 I'll make it up to you. 827 00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:50,316 What a wimp. 828 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:52,067 Master, please? 829 00:47:52,144 --> 00:47:57,781 To think I was going to give you your horns. 830 00:47:57,858 --> 00:48:01,201 Perhaps I'll give you a tail instead. 831 00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:02,119 A tail? 832 00:48:02,196 --> 00:48:03,245 A tail would be perfect. 833 00:48:03,322 --> 00:48:05,372 Anything you say. 834 00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:10,469 Yes, anything I say. 835 00:48:33,394 --> 00:48:36,787 [music playing] 836 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,623 [cat meowing] 837 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:52,011 [theme music]